Kirby

Pink sphere with a bubbly personality and ability-stealing power or one of the most famous and revered players in Twins history?

#1 most played character in Super Smash Bros. Melee or #34 for the Twins?

Puffball or Puckett?

With that nonsense out of the way, here's more nonsense: for those of you who are Amherst readers, check out the Charles Pratt whiteboard story online at http://chuckprattstories.blogspot.com.