This is completely unrelated to the Twins, but probably funnier than anything that's happened on the field at any point this year.
First, you have to read this article about Lady GaGa's antics at a Yankees game a few days ago, which involved her sweet-talking her way into the Yankee clubhouse, wearing no pants (as per her M.O.) and an unbuttoned shirt. She then proceeded to carouse with various players while taking swigs of whiskey and rubbing her chest.
Even before that, on June 10th, she got into some sort of confrontation at a Met game. She then convinced team personnel to move her into Jerry Seinfeld's luxury box. Seinfeld, however, took exception, and rightfully so: "I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for... You give people the finger and they get upgraded?"
The article ends with this quote from Seinfeld: "She is talented. I don't know why she's doing this stuff." And I can't agree more. Her music is really good, but her whole personality is nothing short of ridiculous. And just think, she used to be a normal person.