Hello, this is my blog and as one of the twins in question I hereby renounce my loyalty to the Minnesota Twins. I also renounce my religion, my nation, my college and my family. I plan to move to the mountains of Southeast Asia and worship the spirit of the hawk. Please do not try to stop me; this is my wish and it is my quest. I bid civilization a fond farewell and I leave all my money, my trail mix and my bacon to my roommate, Willy Wah.
Lovingly, Ryan
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DONT DO IT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE YOU NOT LEAVING ME YOUR COOKIES??!! AS YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND FAITHFUL PROVIDER OF HELPFUL LIFE ADVICE (NOT SERVICES) I EXPECT TO INHERIT YOUR FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRyan,
ReplyDeleteI heard you were selling your services for $1 a night. That is way overpriced. I had Alvaro Mon Cureno for free. I expect the same from you.
- ugly girl